What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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