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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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