Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Romney 2012

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Pickles

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

I cant think of one (._. )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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