Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

OGC - tilt your head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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