- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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