- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Chaney is a dumb b****

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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