The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Your mom

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Jews for Jesus

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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whats really hot the sun

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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