Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Penis.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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