- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

potato farming

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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