- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

You know George Washington? He died.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What is worse than hell?

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

weiner? balls

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

you will die someday

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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