- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Women's rights.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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