SPAMS!!!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Women's rights.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Womens' rights.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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