- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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