Knock Knock Good one...

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Men's rights

Hi colton

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Y2K

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

you are gay

A mexican goes to an ATM.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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