Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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noodles

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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