- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

whats better than shoes feet

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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