There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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nice shorts.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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25

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Women rights.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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The geese of Growmore

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