How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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