- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Yo mama so fat she died

God.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Why did the bunny eat his food

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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