- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Benevolent villain.

What does a man like. food.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Hitler is my role model

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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