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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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