What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Jewish People

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Indeed.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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penis

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Nickelback.

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