i am predestal

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

justin littleton. nuff said

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

a horse walks into a barn

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

I am a real homosexual

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

your all shit at jokes

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