N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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suck my dick.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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The geese of Growmore

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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