NEVER

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Dead babies.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Kim Kardashian.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

your all shit at jokes

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Nickelback.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

God.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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