Robin, get in the car.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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how does peploe get around they walk

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Anti Joke

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