What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Come in

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Benevolent villain.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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hi

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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