when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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