What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Women's rights

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Women's rights.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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The Aristocrats

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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