Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Women's rights

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Womens rights

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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