If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

thumb_up thumb_down +43

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

what is patrick wilson? smart

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A black guy walks in to a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

thumb_up thumb_down +33

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

thumb_up thumb_down +31

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

i am predestal

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops