what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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