Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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hahaha

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penis

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Women's rights

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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SAY

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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