- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Dead babies.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Jasper sucks.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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