Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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go go gadget

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Penis

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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