1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

look at there!! an entire dog!!

hahaha

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Women's rights

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why were corners made? For crying.

cheese

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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