Haha pizza

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why....... Because.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A fish walks into a bar

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

God is religiously proven to be real

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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