Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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I won the game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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