If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A Jew returns change.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Anti Joke

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