A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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come along children

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Ben is gay

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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9/11

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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