What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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SPAMS!!!

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why Because

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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women's lacrosse.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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