Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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hi my name is? joe

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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