kennah campion... being nice

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Punchline.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What is Jason? Black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

black people. that is all...

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock Knock Good one...

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

if it's friday, it must be China

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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