How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

okay.....

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Three men walked into a metal pole

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

why did the man die? he got shot

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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