Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Global Warming.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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8=D

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What is Jason? Black.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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