- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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