- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anus soup

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Real jokes.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

your life

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

i am predestal

Penis

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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