- Anti Joke

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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