Fruitcake

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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