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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

France never surrender.

balls in ya mouf

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Your doorbell is broken.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

alcoholism kills

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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