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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Dead babies.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What comes after "Q" R

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Women's rights

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Brittney Spears

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Your mum is dead

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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