- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

im jewish

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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