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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

I have no joke. u mad?

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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