Freedom of Speech

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Giving birth to the antichrist

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

i have aids and a chode

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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