- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Freedom of Speech

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Women's rights.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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