what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Nickelback

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Freedom of Speech

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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