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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

No.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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