- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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