Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Pianca going ham

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

No joke.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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