What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Religion

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Knock knock, come in.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Hitler

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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