An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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beiber i straight

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sixty....eight.

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Please don't rape me.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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PENIS

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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I can't think of a joke!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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