Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Noah is Smart.

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Women's rights

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Shit.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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