What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Miscarriages.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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