What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Brett Farve

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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sixty....eight.

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