What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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PENIS

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hi my name is? joe

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What does a man like. food.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Mexicans working in an office

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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