Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I love boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

thumb_up thumb_down +19

i am predestal

thumb_up thumb_down +19

justin littleton. nuff said

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops