How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Well, this is fun.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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