What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Anti jokes are funny

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Steering Wheel Face.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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