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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

A scottish man having fun

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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