How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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I got shot, you laughed

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Female Athletics

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