how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Women's Rights

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Asians...

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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French people.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Female Athletics

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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France never surrender.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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