- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What is bad at catch The twin towers

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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