What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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