LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Popsicles

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Goat balls.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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