Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What's in there? Get outta there...

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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