What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Women's Rights...

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