a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Military intelligence.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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69.... is a number

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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