What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

The AIDS patient was gay

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How Long is a Chinese man.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

A man walks into a bar.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

The economy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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