- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

A man sat down Then he stood up

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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