What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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blubber vaginass CC

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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