- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what color is blue? green

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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