A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Your mom.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Anti Joke

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