- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Chuck Norris died.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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