- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Yah? Well your a ********

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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