- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Popsicles

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Oh...okay, good.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Rick Perry.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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