Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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