- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

France never surrender.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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