- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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