Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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The economy.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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