A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Anti Joke

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