A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Diana and victoria

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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