- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Knock knock, come in.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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