What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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mitt romney

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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