- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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