A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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