Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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what color is blue? green

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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