what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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The joke below me is retarded

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Diana and victoria

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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