Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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womens rights

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Itookasipasoda

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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George W. Bush

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pedophile

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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