what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Politics.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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