- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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