- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Knock knock, come in.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

9/11

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Knock Knock, Come in.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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